Professors and students have reported an unusual cacophony emerging from the forth floor of Gutman library on Monday evenings. Janitors raised concerns about the strange markings, complex diagrams, and coded language found on the white boards after each meeting. When the group's leaders, Josephine M Ho and Addy Awofisayo, were pressed for an explanation, they appeared flustered and exclaimed they were in a rush, searching for pertinent case studies, and planning to leave the country shortly. Mastermind Robert Moore has been sighted machinating with a sly Texan, Chris Kajander, and a poet, Terryl Dozier, whose comments were so profound that the investigator wept, blotching the notes he had written. A camera placed in the group's meeting room revealed conspirators Jingjing Guan and Polina Mischenko, from China and Russia respectively, simultaneously conversing in multiple languages and performing an avant-garde dance fusing ballet and reggae.
What is this infamous motley of graduate students up to? Where are they going? What schemes might they hatch at their next Monday night meeting on Gutman's forth floor at 7pm? Come and find out.
What is this infamous motley of graduate students up to? Where are they going? What schemes might they hatch at their next Monday night meeting on Gutman's forth floor at 7pm? Come and find out.
go go gooooo jamaica!
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